I am the first to admit that America's Next Top Model is perhaps the best thing to happen to reality TV since, like...ever. With it's lesbian tendencies, scantily clad cat-fights, and Miss Tyra repeating the words: "You are still in the running to become America's Next Top Model" over and over again, it just doesn't get any better than this.

But the Tyra Show has got to go. This is a classic daytime talk show that, at it's best, is a bad Oprah knock-off. Other times, it veers into Ricki Lake, Montel, Jenny Jones territory and just plain sucks.

Perhaps the best thing to come of this new venture is that we now have proof that Tyra's breasts are bona fida the real thing. On September 20th, Tyra had a doctor on the show to demonstrate that there are no unnatural substances in her breasts. He did this via a "touch test" (Yes, he felt her up.) Then the good doctor performed a sonogram and declared her breasts to be natural. Tyra got teary eyed when talking about her endowments, saying: "This is me!"

Pretty good television. But still...