In between dodging fires here in LA, I've been entertaining myself with this clip of Marie Osmond fainting at the precise moment that the judge on "Dancing with the Stars" says the word gaiety:



I absolutely adored the "Donnie and Marie" show growing up and I'm glad to see Marie back on the tube, shaking that ass after a messy divorce and EIGHT children. She looks good, considering everything...

Next up: The Bachelorette: Mormon Edition

Labels: dancing, fainting, gaiety, mormons

New Video Weirdness Featuring Moi!

About a week ago, Gregg Araki uploaded the entire film NOWHERE on YouTube. This is fabulous because the film is unavailable on DVD in the US... One of my all time favorite films. If you can't stomach the whole thing, at least watch the ending, as it is the best ending to any film I have ever seen, ever... Including movies where Gweneth Paltrow dies violently. NOWHERE came out in 1997 and stars James Duval. Also featured in the film are: Christina Applegate, John Ritter, Charlotte Rae, Traci Lords, Denise Richards, Debi Mazar, Rose McGowan, Ryan Phillippe, Heather Graham, Nathan Bexton, Eve Plumb and Christopher Knight (from The Brady Bunch), Guillermo Diaz, Jeremy Jordan, Kathleen Robertson, Beverly D'Angelo and a very young Mena Suvari. I posted all nine segments for your viewing pleasure.

Thank you, Gregg. You are genius and I adore you.


This last clip is my favorite.

Labels: film, genius, nowhere

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