Madonna fell off a horse. Eminem is in rehab. (That Vicodin tattoo was rather telling...) Liz Phair has embraced her inner VH-Oneness and now officially sucks. Courtney Love is, well....she's Courtney Love! Has the whole world gone freakin' crazy?

This is a list of things that annoy the living shit out of me:
Hollaback Gwen
Team Aniston
So You Think You Can Produce a Reality Show Out of Any Old Shit You Want
Harajuku Girls
Fashion Victims
Presidents
Commercials for Cheese
waiting
ironing
Political Correctness
fat children
heat
carnival folk
Gweneth Martin (aka Apple's Mom)

This is a list of things that aren't half bad:
80's college rock
Mahi Mahi fish tacos
being alive
changing the channel
amazon.com
salsa
anticipating uncle-hood
exotic teas
self-love (you know what I mean)
and party invites

It bites that I can't think of more...
Oh, wait-
One last thing:
making lists for no reason.

There.
I'm done.