Answer me this: How the fuck is Charo still around? I see this bitch on TV commercials, VH1, and in my bathroom all the goddamn time.

And what's up with the fact that she looks exactly like she did on Ed Sullivan over forty years ago? This has got to be one of the greatest mysteries known to mankind...

Don't get me wrong, I like Charo and the things she represents, I just want to know her secret.