Instructions: Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so.

1. Golgotha_Tramp
2. FrankenGirl
3. Self-Portrait as
4. Bored Dominatrix
5. Saviour Onassis


What were you doing 20 years ago?
Dreaming of a career as a showgirl.

What were you doing 10 years ago?
I was a showgirl.

What were you doing 1 year ago?
Regretting my days as a showgirl.

Five snacks you enjoy:
1. Go-go boys
2. Pool boys
3. Houseboys
4. Rent boys
5. Cheetos

Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:
1. Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before by the Smiths
2. Celebrity Skin by Hole
3. Lover I Don't Have to Love by Bright Eyes
4. The Man That Got Away by Judy Garland
5. Jesus Wants Me For a Sunbeam by Nirvana

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
1. Dress better
2. Party with celebrities
3. Create a line of fabulous useless things
4. Invest in quantum mechanics
5. Eat more snacks

Five bad habits:
1. Saying "Fuck Off" all the time
2. Smoking crack
3. Beating up nerds
4. Being a total bitch
5. Lying to Oprah

Five things you like doing:
1. Saying "Fuck Off" all the time
2. Smoking crack
3. Beating up nerds
4. Being a total bitch
5. Lying to Oprah

Five things you would never wear again:
1. Chanel No. 5
2. Last Year's Birthday Suit
3. Lillie Rubin
4. A frown
5. Fur

Five things that scare you:
1. Chanel No. 5
2. Last Year's Birthday Suit
3. Lillie Rubin
4. A frown
5. Fur

Five favorite toys:
1. My imagination
2. Your body
3. My intentions
4. Your willingness
5. My ego