Hotel heiress Paris Hilton, whose fame so far has been a product of a) being rich, b) starring in a reality show with a fat girl, c) eating Carl's Jr. to make the fat girl go anorexic, yes darlings, THAT Paris Hilton has made a video. Not the now infamous "One Night in Paris" porn flick we all laughed about, but an actual music video for her new single: (cough) "Stars Are Blind".

Apparently, stars are deaf and unoriginal, too. The single is a thinly veiled ripoff of Blondie's "The Tide is High" and the video, shot on the beach, underscores that fact. The song isn't actually as bad as I was predicting and it actually has me reconsidering my take on Paris. The video is SOOO stupid, we have seen it all before: Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game" and Madonna's "Cherish" video come to mind. But neither of those singers hump a palm tree while crooning:
Those other guys all wanna take me for a ride
But when I walk they talk of suicide
Some people never get beyond their stupid pride
But you can see the real me inside
And I'm satisfied oh no oh
Even though the guys are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I'll show you mine

Except for the random suicide reference, the lyrics are actually pretty funny! And she whores herself for the camera like a pro... See for yourself:



"I have always had a voice and always known I could sing, but I was too shy to let it come out," Hilton was quoted as saying. "When I finally let go and did it, I realized it is what I am most talented at and what I love to do the most."

I, for one, am extremely happy that Miss Hilton has found what she is "most talented" for and wish her the best in her efforts to become the next One Hit Wonder!

You Go, Girl!

Seriously, GO!