Can We Get Together?
To The Madonna PR Team:
Saturday, June 3rd, Madonna will be back in LA to confess at Staples Center. I missed the first three shows because I saw the Coachella thing and wasn't all that impressed. I have seen her thrice since moving to California; Drowned World, Re-Invention and Coachella. I know I have slagged her in recent months, but she did fall off a horse and has been acting strange ever since.
I notice that some people get free tickets to things like this because, say, they have a really popular blog and it's good PR to comp popular bloggers. Well, my readership isn't exactly astronomical... I am an acquired taste, like sushi - My shit is RAW! And it's real. So, if you happen to be a PR person working on Madonna's tour and you are looking to dump some tickets.... I am your man. My birthday is this month and I have been a fan since... well, since way before she started using words like: Zephyr.
Sincerely,
Saviour Onassis
I'm starting to get really mad at people who slag her for having a so-called "fake English accent."
She's been living there for like 5 years, or something. It's natural that the way she talks is going to change a bit. Nobody says shit to Jerry Hall, and she talks the same as Madonna.
God, that pisses me off.
Later, Saviour
Posted by
Reese |
4:25 PM
As someone with experience in the performing arts, I find it insanely compelling to adopt the accent(s) of foreigners, usually to their dismay.
Both Hall and Madge have married into the Empire, and by golly, I think that gives them the right to annoy the shit out of anyone in earshot.
My advice is: When someone comments on Maddie's accent, simply smile and say: "Oh, like you aren't totally faking it, too!" Then violently beat the living shit out of them.
That usually works for me.
Posted by
Saviour Onassis |
5:07 PM
You know she was pushed right?
Posted by
Dale |
5:02 AM
I'm not surprised.
As you can see from the photo, Madonna doesn't exactly have mad equestrian skills. Neither do I, but I am pretty sure you should never kneel behind a horse and gank on its tail!
Posted by
Saviour Onassis |
11:55 AM