George Michael and Elton John are at it again. No, they are not making beautiful music together. Instead, these aging fags have chosen to bitterly fued via the press and I am only to happy to contribute my two cents. You can read the story HERE if you want the CNN take on it. But children, I like to tell it my way.

Once upon a time, two gay pop stars (both with two first names) were friends and even recorded a brilliant version of "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" together. CUT TO: years later, Elton makes well timed jabs at the Queen of Fag Hags (Madonna) and ultimately insults Curious George as well. I think he did this to sell whatever crap he's selling these days. (Get your ultimate Elton John Experience at Best Buy! He might even blow you!) Now, George is all butt-hurt and blames Elton for starting the negative press about him. Listen to me, boys (and you too, Miss M) take the friggin' high road. Take your accusations and your pity parties and your $350 tickets and seriously consider aging gracefully, like Morrissey. Sure, he talks shit from time to time. But you guys were friends. What happened to the Love? The Courtney Love? We can all learn a thing or two about what it looks like when you can't shut the fuck up from her.



Play nice, bitches!