Holly sent me this article about Morrissey being quizzed by the FBI. They wanted to see if he poses a threat to the government.

"I don't belong to any political groups, I don't really say anything unless I'm asked directly and I don't even demonstrate in public." But Moz does say some pretty great stuff, I can see why the FBI wanted a date. In Saint Morrissey there is a passage about Kurt Cobain's suicide. The press asked Mozzer his opinion: "I respect his decision." How great is that?

Meanwhile, George Michael was arrested on "suspicion of possession of controlled substances." They found him slumped over the wheel of his car. Confessions on a Dancefloor by Madonna was playing on his car stereo at the time. Police are investigating what charges could be brought against her.

Beyonce Knowles career continues to flourish.

April 4th, 2006, is the release date for: Mae West: the glamour collection on DVD. This is exciting because Mae's films are criminally hard to find. The set includes FIVE of West's Best at a bargain price. If you've never seen Mae West on film, then you are in for a trip. The shit is as fresh as this mornings paper! Trust me, I am not a Classic Queen- I don't really like old movies, but Mae is the bomb.

"It's better to be looked over than overlooked."- Mae West

Exactly two years and one day before I was born, Judy Garland died. I can easily admit that because of the timing of said events, I never really got the Judy Garland thing, until recently. It's not enough to see "Wizard of Oz." One must witness the intensity of "The Man That Got Away" from "A Star is Born" in order to truly appreaciate the genius of Judy. The Judy Davis biopic helps a lot, too.

I understand that Rufus "Gay Messiah" Wainwright plans to recreate her infamous Carnegie Hall performance this summer. Homage? Perhaps, but this much is for sure- The kid has balls.

Worth a thousand words.

Instructions: Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place. Then add your blog to the bottom slot, like so.

1. Golgotha_Tramp
2. FrankenGirl
3. Self-Portrait as
4. Bored Dominatrix
5. Saviour Onassis


What were you doing 20 years ago?
Dreaming of a career as a showgirl.

What were you doing 10 years ago?
I was a showgirl.

What were you doing 1 year ago?
Regretting my days as a showgirl.

Five snacks you enjoy:
1. Go-go boys
2. Pool boys
3. Houseboys
4. Rent boys
5. Cheetos

Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:
1. Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before by the Smiths
2. Celebrity Skin by Hole
3. Lover I Don't Have to Love by Bright Eyes
4. The Man That Got Away by Judy Garland
5. Jesus Wants Me For a Sunbeam by Nirvana

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
1. Dress better
2. Party with celebrities
3. Create a line of fabulous useless things
4. Invest in quantum mechanics
5. Eat more snacks

Five bad habits:
1. Saying "Fuck Off" all the time
2. Smoking crack
3. Beating up nerds
4. Being a total bitch
5. Lying to Oprah

Five things you like doing:
1. Saying "Fuck Off" all the time
2. Smoking crack
3. Beating up nerds
4. Being a total bitch
5. Lying to Oprah

Five things you would never wear again:
1. Chanel No. 5
2. Last Year's Birthday Suit
3. Lillie Rubin
4. A frown
5. Fur

Five things that scare you:
1. Chanel No. 5
2. Last Year's Birthday Suit
3. Lillie Rubin
4. A frown
5. Fur

Five favorite toys:
1. My imagination
2. Your body
3. My intentions
4. Your willingness
5. My ego