Dear Planet,
Listen, I know you are all busy with your heads up your asses. Still, I believe that if you want to experience one of the better things to come along (cinematically), then I suggest removing your cranium from your rectal area and head out to the multiplex to see the Tarantino/Rodriguez double-feature
GRINDHOUSE. That's right! Two movies
for the price of one! 
Both films feature Rose McGowan prominently. She's one of my all time favorites... Plus, you get zombies, Bruce Willis, explosions, car crashes, funny trailers, Kurt Russell and maybe even a lap dance! Why wouldn't you want to see it? I've been to the Grindhouse theater, here in LA, and it's so much fun. These are campy, fanastically stupid films and I can hardly believe that this is being called a box office bomb. I have seen Grindhouse twice already and I will probably go again.
But if
Blades of Glory is more your kind of thing.... Nevermind.
Sincerely,
SO